in which Jesus pitches me on a Polish-born director. Stay tuned for this blog post hot off the grill.
in which I don’t give a crap about The God Helmet for a couple days and draw up a recipe for Guru Pie. Stay tuned for this blog post which will hit you in the eye like a big pizza pie.
in which Voldemort makes overtures to put The God Helmet back on track. I wonder why. Stay tuned for this blog post immediately upon successful negotiation of the distribution rights in the Dark World.
in which reputation exceeds reality and enhances my poker game Stay tuned for this blog entry, which will be auctioned off to the highest bidder.
in which I thoughtfully contemplate Leia’s advice and take the last book on screenwriting I will ever need and throw it at the dog. Stay tuned for the blog post to be chucked up on the carpet soon.