in which I submit the new Beat Sheet to Jesus and wait to hear whether my Polish Truffaut wants to do the movie. Coming soon to a theater of the absurd near you.
in which I produce a less than stellar beat sheet and in 15 minutes Leia slices, dices and projectile vomits back to me its blemishes and deficits. Watch for this blog post steaming hot sometime soon.
in which I sweeten up The God Helmet for Alfreda Polanski and flush the cat. Stay tuned for this blog post which will hit you in the face like a Costco 10-pack of kielbasa.
in which Princess Leia reads my script and does Benihana on it, compelling me to sedate myself and contemplate drowning the fucking cat. Stay tuned for this content which will be added soon.
in which the movie project takes the back burner and I find myself dreaming and scheming about love Stay tuned for this blog post after I have cleared my head of intoxicating and stultifying vapors.
in which I venture to the Sundance Film Festival like a salivating dog. Stay tuned for this blog post coming soon. When’s the deadline?